Thursday, August 23, 2012

Sorry it's blurry


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Buck had his say about it.
My take is that the WV or Capcha used to be kinda fun. Now it's a freakin' chore. I have pretty much decided to quit blogging if I have to moderate the comments. I didn't come here to babysit.

BTW - I'm back, but mostly lurking.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

It's that time...


What time is that?
Time for IT to split for someplace else
If there's Wi-Fi, you may find me lurking... key word MAY
Don't ask where I'm going 'cause I don't have a clue, but it will be cooler than here

Friday, August 3, 2012

Medicare Part G



You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.
Plus, you might not have to pay income taxes anymore.


Is this a great country or what? "

Thursday, August 2, 2012

A visit to the drugstore


A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The Pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The Pharmacist's eyes grew big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife.

The Pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD A PRESCRIPTION"!!!

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Hah


My wife left a note on the fridge...

"It's not working! I can't take it anymore; I've gone to stay at my friends!"

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was still cold...

What the hell is she talking about?!!


Robin gifted me this

...and this, too!

Robyn gifted me this

Apryl presented this one

Bacon

Bacon
from Uncle Skip

An award

An award
From A Daft Scots Lass

"...you magnificent ba$tard!"

"...you magnificent ba$tard!"
from Ol' AF Sarge

Put it back where it started!!!

copy this

copy this
stick it anywhere

set things right