Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Couldn't pass this up






A to Z... the end



Z is for

...and zig-zag, which is how I am now running so it is more difficult for you to hit me with the rocks you're throwing



Sunday, April 28, 2013

Uncle Sam's Misguided Children



The train was quite crowded and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat
But the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, 'Americans are so rude.
My little Fifi is using that seat.'
 The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog
'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired ......'
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour!
'This American should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up: 'Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
'You hold the fork in the wrong hand.
'You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.
'And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.'

Saturday, April 27, 2013

A to Z..



X is for movies
you can't really give a blog an X rating



Friday, April 26, 2013

A to Z... where we get creative from here on out



W is for Wrecked
as in, "Leroy passed so much gas he wrecked his underwear."

Thursday, April 25, 2013

A to Z...



V is for victim
In almost every instance so far a victim is at least implied

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

A to Z,,, uh...



U is for ugly
as in this could still get ugly because there's a week to go


Tuesday, April 23, 2013

A to Z... "T"



T is for Tail Shot
since we're not going for the obvious
And Tush would've been too easy


Monday, April 22, 2013

A to Z... sometimes it's obvious




S is for...
Really!!! You have to ask?

Stunk
The obvious would be too easy


Sunday, April 21, 2013

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Friday, April 19, 2013

A to Z - how's he gonna handle this one




Q is for questionable
Well, think about it
Isn't the direction this entire exercise has gone so fare just a little questionable?



Thursday, April 18, 2013

A to Z... yeah, well, it's complicated



P is for Pocket Thunder - as in the sound of Flarp


Wednesday, April 17, 2013

A to Z



O is for Oregon opportunities
Look as the letter O and tell me isn't that just a perfect...



North Korea has a distinguished warfare medal



You can get one for playing video games




Tuesday, April 16, 2013

A to Z gets complicated



N is for nasty...
...because there is absolutely nothing at all nice about where this is going



A brief interruption is most appropriate







Monday, April 15, 2013

A to Z gets complicated




M is for Monkey Butt (see "J")
...or Moon, as in
The kids on the bus mooned the...


Sunday, April 14, 2013

Golly...




I almost forgot to post today
This A to Z thing has me on autopilot
That means I have already timed several posts ahead
I totally forgot about Sundays not being on the schedule

The ol' AF Sarge wondered out loud on Suldog's blog about whose side I was on
That almost sounds like a challenge
A throwdown
A whatchamacallit
He really should watch himself
Buck almost got him courtmartialed, or at least nonjudicial punishment
o' course I thought the charges were pretty lame
Does that mean I was on his side?




Saturday, April 13, 2013

A to Z is tricky



L is for Let one go
Then point at the dog, or your brother



Friday, April 12, 2013

A to Z still on a roll



K is for Kiester
Who uses that word any more?



Thursday, April 11, 2013

A to Z at noon

J is for...

Before we get too far along, understand there will be no long drawn out posts
This is supposed to be a fun exercise, not a home work assignment

 ...Junglerot, aka...
Oh, wait I many need that for another letter

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

A to Z... there may be exceptions



I is for it seems improbable but there's not a word that comes to mind at the moment
But it's only noon...
...and there is always ish, which give more than one way to go
...or there is ick



Tuesday, April 9, 2013

A to Z... and it isn't rocket surgery



H is for horse dumpling

Well... I said I was going to be anal about this

Then I thought about it
What if I try to spell the sound of that grunt from yesterday:
"Hnnnnnnnnnnnaaagh!"
Yep, that's really what H is for



Monday, April 8, 2013

Saturday, April 6, 2013

A to Z... really!



F is for Flarp
It sounds the same but doesn't carry the scent




Friday, April 5, 2013

A to Z... this is getting weird



E is for "Eeeeew!" 
or, better yet...
Enema

Thursday, April 4, 2013

A to Z... keep comin' back



D is for Dung, which... well you might be getting the drift of this now




Wednesday, April 3, 2013

A to Z...we're on a roll



C is for constipated, which may have an adverse effect upon A


Tuesday, April 2, 2013

A to Z... here we go



B is for butt, which is where the letter A is located

How'm I doin'?

Monday, April 1, 2013

A to Z... I wasn't gonna do this





Then I got a wild hair
I might just be anal enough to complete it
A is for ass which is the first syllable of my favorite insult

Visit again tomorrow to see if we can maintain a them


BTW - as in the one other time I did this, I have not signed up
I'm just doing it

2:30 PM Update

I did sign up after all


Robin gifted me this

...and this, too!

Robyn gifted me this

Apryl presented this one

Bacon

Bacon
from Uncle Skip

An award

An award
From A Daft Scots Lass

"...you magnificent ba$tard!"

"...you magnificent ba$tard!"
from Ol' AF Sarge

Put it back where it started!!!

copy this

copy this
stick it anywhere

set things right