Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Sunday, March 2, 2014

A priest decided to do something a little different
He said, 'Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach
Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind
-- the pastor shouted out
'CROSS'

Immediately the congregation started singing in unison
'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS..'

The pastor hollered out
'GRACE'
The congregation began to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound'

The pastor said
'POWER'
The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD'

The Pastor said
'SEX'

The congregation fell into total silence
Everyone was in shock
They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing
'MEMORIES'

Robin gifted me this

...and this, too!

Robyn gifted me this

Apryl presented this one

Bacon

Bacon
from Uncle Skip

An award

An award
From A Daft Scots Lass

"...you magnificent ba$tard!"

"...you magnificent ba$tard!"
from Ol' AF Sarge

Put it back where it started!!!

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stick it anywhere

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