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She said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.comBlogger1338125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-84789570176457305612014-08-08T11:18:00.001-07:002014-08-08T11:18:32.279-07:00Better'n cat vids<div id="fb-root">
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IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-6205313782235815062014-08-04T11:19:00.001-07:002014-08-04T11:19:41.958-07:00I hate it when that happens<br />
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Sure wish I could pull that crap when I don't wanna work<br />
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-89114282241477932872014-07-24T09:24:00.000-07:002014-07-24T09:24:00.369-07:00No comment<br />
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-20975542028573700012014-07-23T07:36:00.002-07:002014-07-23T07:38:19.236-07:00Hey Sarge...<br />
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a couple of months ago I got this email<br />
so I know how you feel<br />
the image I used was not from the photograper's [sic] page<br />
I couldn't begin to tell you where I got the image<br />
other than removing the offending post, this is the first time I have acknowledged the email<br />
my first thought when I got it ...the email ...was, "#&@< 'em!"<br />
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With a few edits, this it what it said<br />
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">We represent David Robert Curtis, the owner of the photograph “The Mad Snowball.”
<i> </i>Mr. Curtis owns the intellectual property rights to “The Mad
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(the “Website”) without authorization. The Website’s unauthorized use
of the infringing content constitutes copyright infringement and
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</span><a href="http://wellohyeah.blogspot.com/2011_03_01_archive.html" target="_blank">http://wellohyeah.blogspot.<wbr></wbr>com/2011_03_01_archive.html</a>. The original copyrighted image can be seen at
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-8967393742992799932014-07-22T15:20:00.000-07:002014-07-22T15:21:03.591-07:00I have one comment awaiting moderation<br />
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I don't get it<br />
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شركة عزل اسطح بالرياض
شركة عزل خزانات بالرياض
شركة نقل اثاث بالرياض
شركة تنظيف فلل بجدة
شركة
تنظيف فلل
نقل عفش جدة
عزل مائي بالرياض
عزل بالرياض
عزل اسطح بالرياض
عملية تدبيس المعدة</blockquote>
Ironically, that's the <a href="http://wellohyeah.blogspot.com/2014/04/i-dont-get-it.html">post</a> title<br />
How does one moderate something like that?<br />
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IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-83054032188425477232014-07-22T11:58:00.000-07:002014-07-22T11:58:00.749-07:00More from out there<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Hard to beat Israeli Technology . . . <br /><br /><br />The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person. <br /><br />Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials. <br /><br />You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!" </span></span></blockquote>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />BRILLIANT...</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">"Maintenance - Clean up at gate 2"</span></span></blockquote>
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-47269670263453085962014-07-21T09:07:00.001-07:002014-07-21T09:07:15.208-07:00Today's handy hint<br />
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I know it is awhile before the apple crop is ready<br />
But, unlike most handy hint posts, you get this before you need it<br />
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Do not attempt this with grapes ...or tomatoes<br />
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-36358756207012525692014-07-20T11:56:00.000-07:002014-07-20T11:56:11.303-07:00Who comes up with this stuff?<br />
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-53521998377975758532014-07-18T09:32:00.000-07:002014-07-18T09:32:00.078-07:00I think I will have this printed on some business cards<br />
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-25274716766503845482014-07-13T08:04:00.001-07:002014-07-13T08:04:26.517-07:00Just another sea story<br />
A ragged old derelict shuffled into a down-and-dirty bar. Stinking of whiskey and cigarettes, his hands shook as he took the "Piano Player Wanted" sign from the window and handed it to the bartender.<br /><br />"I'd like to apply for the job," he said. "I was an a-A-5 pilot, flying off carriers back in ' Nam , but when they retired the Vigi, all the thrill was gone, and soon they cashed me in as well. I learned to play the piano at Officer's Club happy hours, so here I am."<br /><br />The barkeep wasn't too sure about this doubtful looking old guy, but it had been quite a while since he had a piano player and business was falling off. So, why not give him a try.<br /><br />The seedy old pilot staggered his way over to the piano while several patrons snickered. By the time he was into his third bar of music, every voice was silenced.<br /><br />What followed was a rhapsody of soaring music unlike anything heard in the bar before. When he finished there wasn't a dry eye in the place.<br /><br />The bartender took the old RECON pilot a beer and asked him the name of the song he had just played.<br /><br />It's called, "Drop your Skivvies, Baby, I'm Going Balls To The Wall For You,” he said. After a long pull from the beer, leaving it empty, he said, "I wrote it myself."<br /><br />The bartender and the crowd winced at the title, but the piano player just went on into a knee-slapping, hand-clapping bit of ragtime that had the place jumping. After he finished, the RECON pilot acknowledged the applause, downed a second proffered mug, and told the crowd the song was called, "Big Boobs Make My Afterburner Light."<br /><br />He then launched into another mesmerizing song and everyone in the room was enthralled. He announced that it was the latest rendition of his song, "Spread 'em Baby, It's Foggy Out Tonight and I Need To See The Centerline", excused himself and headed for the john.<br /><br />When he came out the bartender went over to him and said, "Hey, fly boy, the job is yours; but, do you know your fly is open and your pecker is hanging out?"<br /><br />"Know it”, the old Recon pilot replied, "Hell, I wrote it!"<br />
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-39145211979103636952014-07-07T10:57:00.000-07:002014-07-07T10:57:00.386-07:00Needs a title<br />
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-71473291097755087212014-07-04T12:03:00.000-07:002014-07-04T12:03:27.911-07:00Happy Fourth of July (Independence Day)<br />
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-12018162448382751722014-07-02T16:36:00.000-07:002014-07-02T16:36:03.621-07:00Honest question<br />
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-10894225536260071562014-07-01T09:59:00.001-07:002014-07-01T09:59:15.104-07:00Which explains why it isn't longer<br />
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-69672877072959784592014-06-26T14:21:00.000-07:002014-06-26T14:21:57.932-07:00A followup<br />
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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and<br />
go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what <br />
the phone is for.<br />
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The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin<br />
asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is<br />
finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million<br />
dollars, so Putin writes him a check.<br />
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Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.<br />
When she is finished, the devil informs her that the cost <br />
is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.<br />
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Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. <br />
Whenhe is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is <br />
$5.00.<br />
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When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil<br />
why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles <br />
and replies, since Obama took over, the country's gone to <br />
hell, so it's a local call."</blockquote>
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-14613665877060968712014-06-24T12:17:00.000-07:002014-06-24T12:17:03.111-07:00No ...I been here all along<br />
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I can't leave this alone<br />
I have been quiet for awhile<br />
It does me no good to get <strike>excited</strike> riled<br />
But this just absolutely torques my sphincter<br />
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...and the quote:<br />
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"I just walked over to Chipotle's for lunch. I caused a lot of havoc as
you might expect," the president said. "It had been awhile since I had
the burrito bowl, and it was good."</blockquote>
Does this man have a clue what every move he makes outside of the security of the White House or Camp David ...oh, wait, he and his family are too good for Camp David ...does to disrupt the routine activities of the people who <b>have</b> to function in the places he spontaneously visits?<br />
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Apparently he does<br />
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I've been in a city where the President has made a sojourn on the ground<br />
Everything within a quarter mile ...<strike>sometimes</strike> often further comes to a complete halt until whatever it is that's planned is no longer a viable plan<br />
Try explaining to a little kid that he can' go to the zoo because the President was there, that he has to stay in his car seat, in the car until the nice policeman says you can move<br />
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If that man didn't want to be cooped up (for his own protection, mind you), he should have found a different jobIT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-75992097591867163992014-05-28T07:48:00.001-07:002014-06-24T12:17:23.822-07:00Overheard<br />
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Soooo...an old BMC* I served with told me "If your brain worked faster than your mouth, skunk stool, you'd been a (freaking) Masterchief." </blockquote>
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I said "If I was half as ugly as you I'D be the poster boy for a prophylactic."<br />
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">*Boatwains (bosun's) Mate Chief</span></span>IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-72231796705773930952014-05-25T07:33:00.000-07:002014-05-25T07:33:07.401-07:00Don't lose this thought<br />
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-57198134278335297512014-05-21T11:12:00.000-07:002014-05-21T11:12:07.865-07:00I don't think I should be laughing<br />
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Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped.<br />
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,<br />
"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"<br />
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"<br />
While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe... Why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"<br />
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.<br />
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,<br />
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"<br />
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."<br />
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.<br />
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IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-63657885969110291622014-05-16T14:08:00.002-07:002014-05-16T14:08:38.921-07:00A modest proposal<br />
I'm sorry for the small print<br />
Just click on the article to enlarge it<br />
That is if you want to read it
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-44097772034360842042014-05-09T10:17:00.000-07:002014-05-09T10:17:00.890-07:00Sure... why not<br />
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-90077631558693459092014-05-06T08:37:00.000-07:002014-05-06T08:37:00.195-07:00There are right ways and wrong ways<br />
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<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-25094009341567716572014-05-05T08:39:00.000-07:002014-05-05T08:40:16.061-07:00Yeah ...a little over the top<br />
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...but that's Jarheads for ya<br />
<br />IT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-91674003890445985102014-05-01T10:33:00.000-07:002014-05-01T10:33:47.305-07:00Something I can get behind<br />
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Someone mentioned May Day<br />
That made me cringe<br />
I like this a lot betterIT (aka Ivan Toblog)http://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7743554764675189818.post-67217958139682405732014-04-01T15:41:00.001-07:002014-04-01T15:41:15.577-07:00I don't get it<br />
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Two North Dakota good ol’ boys are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.<br />
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The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"<br />
The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."<br />
The first hunter says, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over there. Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."<br />
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So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole.<br />
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They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.<br />
While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.<br />
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"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?"<br />
The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped . . . headfirst into this here hole!!!!"<br />
The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible . . . I had him chained to a transmission."<br />
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