I guess it's official

Now that we're past 'Black' Friday and 'Cyber' Monday, Christmas cannot be far off.
How do I know this? Some family members have already put up the tree(s).
I shall refrain from going off on the ones who have more than two.
Actually, I am going to relate a story that I was reminded of when one of my brother's in law told of letting his little grandson decorate the tree a few years back. When the kid was done all of the lights were strung on the lowest three feet because he couldn't reach any higher. Yep, I was gonna tell about the time my tree was decorated about the same, but it was because I couldn't stand up.