So after landing my  new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted  less than a day....
About two hours  into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman  walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the  way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly,  'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there.  Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped  yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think  they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor  stupid, Ma'am, I just  couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.  Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I  probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
The Magnificent Mango Martin Gets the Zoomies — And So Do I
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Mango in a quiet moment
Every night, at approximately 9:30 p.m., the ritual begins. 
Mango, our recently adopted, three-year-old orange tabby, reaches up...
4 months ago

Too bad that's not allowed. I've been to walmart my share o' times and I think I've seen that lady!
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