TICK WARNING!

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings,
And I have even done it myself
A couple times unintentionally
But this one is real, and it's
Important.

Please send this warning to everyone
On your e- mail list.

If someone comes to your front door
Saying they are checking for ticks
Due to the warm weather
And asks you to take your clothes off
And dance around with your arms up,

DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!!
They only want to see you naked.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.


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