One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatts Blue. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of their pints.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing happened.
The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"
The Magnificent Mango Martin Gets the Zoomies — And So Do I
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Mango in a quiet moment
Every night, at approximately 9:30 p.m., the ritual begins.
Mango, our recently adopted, three-year-old orange tabby, reaches up...
2 weeks ago
Thanks for the sorely-needed laughs!
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