A little old lady's phone rings late one night

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...and she answers it.

"Hello," a deep voice on the other end says, "I know
you, you'd like me to push you down on the bed
and rip all your clothes off, lick your body all over
and make rough love to you."

The old lady looks at the phone blushing in
amazement and replies,

"Wow. You can tell all this from a single 'Hello?'"

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