If you don't like that, you can always read Newsdroppings.
_o0o_
"Weak"
The night before Bill's bypass surgery, the doctor
wanted him to take a shower; which was fine
with him, after three days of using a basin and
washcloth.
As he walked down the hall, he had a Nurse on
either side. One nurse asked, "Are you going to
be able to manage OK?"
Bill said, "I feel weak and dizzy. Perhaps both of
you would be kind enough to get in the shower
with me."
The little blonde Nurse looked up and said,
"Nice try."
The night before Bill's bypass surgery, the doctor
wanted him to take a shower; which was fine
with him, after three days of using a basin and
washcloth.
As he walked down the hall, he had a Nurse on
either side. One nurse asked, "Are you going to
be able to manage OK?"
Bill said, "I feel weak and dizzy. Perhaps both of
you would be kind enough to get in the shower
with me."
The little blonde Nurse looked up and said,
"Nice try."
Got to give this guy points for trying.
ReplyDeleteNice try, indeed. And... I read Newsdroppings EVERY day.
ReplyDeleteEh. I still say it was laid by a gigantic spacebird.
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