I told my mother that everyone hates me. She said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Heh. That's freakin' brilliant.
ever see the darwin awards?
Seriously, recently I bought a frozen meal for my grandmother and printed on the plastic cover was "Do not eat the film." WTH?? Isn't that the best part? No matter that I haven't moved my bowels in a week....Adds a nice glaze to the carrots.
Go ahead.I dare ya!who you callin' a goat head?
Heh. That's freakin' brilliant.
ReplyDeleteever see the darwin awards?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, recently I bought a frozen meal for my grandmother and printed on the plastic cover was "Do not eat the film." WTH?? Isn't that the best part? No matter that I haven't moved my bowels in a week....
ReplyDeleteAdds a nice glaze to the carrots.