I told my mother that everyone hates me. She said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
I like that one. I'll add it to my "repent of your sins or burn for eternity" line that I usually use on telemarketers.
I'd try that, but it would probably be the Bishop calling for a donation!Still a really good one!When I get a telemarketer I ask them to hold a second and then wait till I hear a dial tone.Cranky Old Man
I never get telemarketing calls... I do believe it's against the law for them to call cell phones with their krep. (I don't have a land-line, obviously.)
Go ahead.I dare ya!who you callin' a goat head?
I like that one. I'll add it to my "repent of your sins or burn for eternity" line that I usually use on telemarketers.
ReplyDeleteI'd try that, but it would probably be the Bishop calling for a donation!
ReplyDeleteStill a really good one!
When I get a telemarketer I ask them to hold a second and then wait till I hear a dial tone.
Cranky Old Man
I never get telemarketing calls... I do believe it's against the law for them to call cell phones with their krep. (I don't have a land-line, obviously.)
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