THIS SHOULD WORK.....

After checking out the cost of installing a security system, we decided we needed to find something a little less expensive

We did a lot of research and checked out all the options....
This is what we chose:
THE SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to the Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 mens work boots
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines
4. Leave a note on your door that reads...