I told my mother that everyone hates me. She said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
A to Z... the end
Z is for
...and zig-zag, which is how I am now running so it is more difficult for you to hit me with the rocks you're throwing
Monday, April 29, 2013
Sunday, April 28, 2013
Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
The train was quite crowded and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat
But the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, 'Americans are so rude.
My little Fifi is using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog
'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired ......'
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour!
'This American should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up: 'Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
'You hold the fork in the wrong hand.
'You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.
'And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.'
Saturday, April 27, 2013
Friday, April 26, 2013
A to Z... where we get creative from here on out
W is for Wrecked
as in, "Leroy passed so much gas he wrecked his underwear."
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
A to Z... "T"
T is for Tail Shot
since we're not going for the obvious
And Tush would've been too easy
Monday, April 22, 2013
A to Z... sometimes it's obvious
S is for...
Really!!! You have to ask?
Stunk
The obvious would be too easy
Sunday, April 21, 2013
Saturday, April 20, 2013
Friday, April 19, 2013
A to Z - how's he gonna handle this one
Q is for questionable
Well, think about it
Isn't the direction this entire exercise has gone so fare just a little questionable?
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
A to Z gets complicated
N is for nasty...
...because there is absolutely nothing at all nice about where this is going
Monday, April 15, 2013
A to Z gets complicated
M is for Monkey Butt (see "J")
...or Moon, as in
The kids on the bus mooned the...
Sunday, April 14, 2013
Golly...
I almost forgot to post today
This A to Z thing has me on autopilot
That means I have already timed several posts ahead
I totally forgot about Sundays not being on the schedule
The ol' AF Sarge wondered out loud on Suldog's blog about whose side I was on
That almost sounds like a challenge
A throwdown
A whatchamacallit
He really should watch himself
Buck almost got him courtmartialed, or at least nonjudicial punishment
o' course I thought the charges were pretty lame
Does that mean I was on his side?
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Friday, April 12, 2013
Thursday, April 11, 2013
A to Z at noon
J is for...
Before we get too far along, understand there will be no long drawn out posts
This is supposed to be a fun exercise, not a home work assignment
...Junglerot, aka...
Oh, wait I many need that for another letter
Before we get too far along, understand there will be no long drawn out posts
This is supposed to be a fun exercise, not a home work assignment
...Junglerot, aka...
Oh, wait I many need that for another letter
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
A to Z... there may be exceptions
I is for it seems improbable but there's not a word that comes to mind at the moment
But it's only noon...
...and there is always ish, which give more than one way to go
...or there is ick
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
A to Z... and it isn't rocket surgery
H is for horse dumpling
Well... I said I was going to be anal about this
Then I thought about it
What if I try to spell the sound of that grunt from yesterday:
"Hnnnnnnnnnnnaaagh!"
Yep, that's really what H is for
Monday, April 8, 2013
Saturday, April 6, 2013
Friday, April 5, 2013
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Monday, April 1, 2013
A to Z... I wasn't gonna do this
Then I got a wild hair
I might just be anal enough to complete it
A is for ass which is the first syllable of my favorite insult
Visit again tomorrow to see if we can maintain a them
BTW - as in the one other time I did this, I have not signed up
I'm just doing it