Women say one thing, men hear another...
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go to the store and buy a
carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time.
My work here is done.
If in doubt, sms him the bloody list. If he cocks that up, there's NO hope.
ReplyDeleteNo this will never be fixed and it works both way. I'm just saying.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. ☺
As the ladies have already spoken, I will just sit over there in the corner and be very quiet. All pensive like don't you know?
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't work because then you get the dreaded "What are you thinking?" question. We can NEVER win.
DeleteIs something broken?
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