This is me from now on.
As I was lying on my couch pondering the problems of the WORLD, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a HOOT. It's the tortoise life for me! (Read on...)
HEALTH MESSAGE:
1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks only water and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing ....yet lives for 450 years.
AND YOU TELL ME TO EXERCISE!
(I DON'T THINK SO)
I'm retired, go around me!!
makes PERFECT sense to me. i'm on board with this plan!
ReplyDeleteOnly problem with that is you never hear the expression "F's like a tortoise" for a reason. I guess you can never have it all.
ReplyDeleteYou do make good points!
Cranky Old Man