Yeah ...a little over the top

from Broadside Blog

...but that's Jarheads for ya

Something I can get behind

Someone mentioned May Day
That made me cringe
I like this a lot better

Merry

Take that

No, no, no, not ever, never

What do you know

Yep, yep, yep

Waxing...

Check one:

(   ) Philosophical
(   ) Poetically
(   ) None of the above
(   ) All of the above

I put them in that order on purpose

...and, no, I am not dwelling on what could have or should have been

Maybe later, on a different day.

This is not a Feline Friday entry

World issues...

Are kinda like wiping your ass with a hula hoop

There's no end to it

You know what we're gonna be bombarded with tomorrow...

That's right
Every second person in the western part of the Northern Hemisphere is going to wear some green and add either an "O" or a "Mc" to the first part of his last name
Worse, they're going to try to speak in a brogue and they'll sound like they're imitating an American Indian named Kim O'Sabe (thing Lone Ranger)
I've already seen a bunch of four leaf clovers posted here and there
What's that supposed to mean
The symbol St Patrick used was a shamrock with three leaves
The three leaves representing the Holy Trinity
You know... Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

Enough o' that
I don't talk about religion much
...and I about rhymed that, which wouldn't have been pretty

More outrage!!!

If I'd know it was going to be that long between posts, I'd have sandbagged the last one

Happy Birthday Suldog

A bunch of us got together and found something that's kind of like an award for being you



I promised the others not to tell who they are

I'm worried about Suldog

The last we heard from him was before Nemo struck the Northeast
He was reminiscing, or whatever you want to call it, about The Blizzard Of '78 and digressing, too

Just as I am
This post isn't at all about Suldog, at least not directly
What I mean is he and I were both tagged in another blog
That's something I know he really, really looks forward to
That's something to which I know he really looks forward (that for you Uncle Skip)
The Cranky old man was ensnared by some other bloggers into revealing some information about himself
Then he followed some arcane rule that said he's supposed to do the same to inflict it upon others
It really isn't as bad as I make it sound
Unless, of course, you'd rather be doing something else?
Naturally, I'm sandbagging so I don't actually have to respond to the post

WHERE WERE YOU BORN 

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER SOMEONE?

Not exactly

I picked my name

IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN, HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?

That is privileged information

and I'm not sure how many

HOW MANY PETS DO YOU HAVE?

One feline

WHAT IS YOUR WORST INJURY?

I have had two or three concussions

which explains plenty

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?

Ducking responsibility

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING TO BAKE?

I've had some half-baked ideas

FAVORITE FAST FOOD?

Cheez-its

Triscuits

Salt & Vinegar potato chips

WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

Only if there's no other choice that less risky

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

Whether they pick their nose with their right or left hand

and that's only because it's impolite to watch which hand they wipe their...

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

When I saw I was tagged with this meme

ANY CURRENT WORRIES?

No, both the AC and DC are working fine

NAME 3 DRINKS THAT YOU DRINK REGULARLY:

Coffee, Root Beer, Ginger Ale

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BOOK?

When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

by George Carlin

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A PIRATE?

You mean I'm not a pirate?

FAVORITE SMELLS?

Burning hair...

shizzle! I don't know

WHY DO YOU BLOG?

It's Carolina Brinkman's fault

WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

There will be no funeral

Everyone's gonna party
Then they're goin' to a baseball game

WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?

Lack of candor

FAVORITE HOBBY?

Centipede racing

...really ...a favorite?

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A FRIEND?

Mutual respect

NAME SOMETHING YOU'VE DONE THAT YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D DO:

A blog...

thanks a lot Carolina

FAVORITE FUN THINGS TO DO:

Stir the pot and lick the spoon

ANY PET PEEVES?

Gratuitous profanity

WHAT'S THE LAST THING THAT MADE YOU LAUGH?

Redneck Love Poem

It reminded me of my brother
Don't tell him because he doesn't know we're related

Seriously, Suldog would usually have made some kind of response to a meme like that by now
But he hasn't post to his blog in more than a week
There's been nothing from him on Facebook for five days
Could it be that Sully is the less than 1% of his community that's without power?

Anyhow, this is where we're supposed to victimize tag others
I can think of a few folks I'd like to know more about
But they never did anything to me so I will do what Uncle Skip did
Feel free to take up the challenge, but there's no obligation

Did ya watch the inauguration?

Didn't we just do that...


...like four years ago?

A simple diversion

A little fast and loose today... but it's Saturday



Mine's Footlong Crabrash

I wanna hear this put to music

Saw this a couple of weeks ago, but, in keeping with the Thanksgiving Comes First campaign, held off until this morning

I have no idea who Cory is

This is for you Suldog!

“Did you hear Butterball had to recall 2 million turkeys this year
Seems they forgot to butter the balls."

Eh?

All I see are $ floating off into the distance for now

I'm curious about what the Red Sox record has been since that big deal with L.A.