.Yesterday [that's a lie, I wrote it Saturday] I attempted a five minute timed exercise in writing.
Today, I took a good hare look at it. I should mention that the bit about the cannery is based on fact. The fact is that I know someone who worked there and hated it. I, on the other hand, worked on a bottling line at a distilled spirits company. While I learned to hate the containers it came in, I never learned to dislike the product, only the result of the consumption of the product. It turns out that I am allergic and have been known to break out in handcuffs. I have never learned how to behave properly and am only worse when chemicals are involved.