who makes this stuff up?
A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front
door. He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if
there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married.
He says, "Yes, I am."
The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife.
The guy says, "Sure," and gets a photo to show them.
The deputy says, "I'm very sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife's
been hit by a truck."
The guy replies, "Yeah I know, but she has a great personality and
is an excellent cook."