Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Saturday Morning



There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning.

I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:

"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

So I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Beats the shit out of me! Nobody ever let me in before."

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  1. SuldogThursday, April 26, 2012 at 7:03:00 AM PDT

    Great punch line.

    If I had nothing going on when they came to the door, I actually used to invite them, spend a few minutes listening, then take a booklet from them. Made their day.

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    1. IT (aka Ivan Toblog)Thursday, April 26, 2012 at 9:51:00 AM PDT

      I haven't the patience for that. I try to be nice, even though I consider it an intrusion.

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  2. BuckThursday, April 26, 2012 at 9:43:00 AM PDT

    True story: The Second Mrs. Pennington used to invite 'em in just to mess with 'em. She had the benefit (?) of 12 years of Catholic school, followed by college at a Jesuit institution of some note in the Mid-West, so she knew her theology. I'd just roll my eyes and leave the room...

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    1. IT (aka Ivan Toblog)Thursday, April 26, 2012 at 9:53:00 AM PDT

      I was tempted, once, to invite them in, ask them to sit down, and then leave them alone.

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