Thursday, May 3, 2012

Health Message for Seniors!


This is me from now on.
As I was lying on my couch pondering the problems of the WORLD, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a HOOT. It's the tortoise life for me! (Read on...)



HEALTH MESSAGE:

1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks only water and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing ....yet lives for 450 years.

AND YOU TELL ME TO EXERCISE!
(I DON'T THINK SO)
I'm retired, go around me!!

2 comments:

  1. makes PERFECT sense to me. i'm on board with this plan!

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  2. Only problem with that is you never hear the expression "F's like a tortoise" for a reason. I guess you can never have it all.

    You do make good points!

    Cranky Old Man

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Go ahead.
I dare ya!



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