Friday, August 3, 2012

Medicare Part G

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.
Plus, you might not have to pay income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what? "


  1. Pure logic. I heartily endorse this plan.

  2. I'll file this away for reference in the (near, VERY near) future.

  3. Not a great country, but a great post. It shows how twisted things are here.

    Be well, Ivan.

  4. That's the best idea since the electric light bulb

  5. you just became my write in vote for november

  6. I like the ending, but, you should add, that you would be saving the government about 800,000 dollars for the four useless politicians. lol

  7. reminds me of a friend who says: 'If I ever need to go into a nursing home, just give me my gun and push my wheelchair into the bank'
    I guess the alternative would be alot cheaper lol. There is an easier way to fund Medicare plans lol -


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