Hmmmmmmm!

"Obama is going to be very difficult to beat this year. One, he's an incumbent; two, Americans keep telling pollsters they like him personally; he's our first black president, and the NFM — the non-Fox media — is gaga about him. He's not mawkish like Carter or sleazy like Clinton.

He'd probably make a lovely next-door neighbor, as long as you're not Chinese — then he'd be constantly borrowing stuff."
- Ann Coulter

Quote of the...

At the DMV again & all I can think is, "Man it smells like Walmart in here!"

In response to support of Buck

That fella in New Mexico put up a graphic relating to Daylight Savings Time

It's only fair that I show how much I agree

As seen on the radio

I was going to save this for next week

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. He is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates in the world.

When the priest comes in, the Irishman excitedly begins..."Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side."

Nostalgia

Except for the fact I was on the West Coast, this could've easily been yours truly.

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Here's the full version from the original broadcast. It's about a half hour long (and I didn't watch the whole thing)

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So... only a few things have changed

Norwegian Humor

Sven says to Ole: "Close your curtains the next time you're having sex with Lena .

The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday. "

Ole says: "Well the joke's on them, because I wasn't even home yesterday"!'