Happy Anniversay

I may never get to do this again. I mean, how often does the 29th of February roll around? (that's a rhetorical question, Stephen)

Today is a special day for a blog friend (at least he was until today) and HIS WIFE. This video is hereby dedicated to them



Well, he says he like fruitcakes

Quote of...

"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing
that's more interesting than sex."
-- Aldous Huxley

Mathematics

This has been around awhile
I can't vouch for the validity of the first sentence

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This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

So

I was minding my own business as I commented on another blog when suddenly this flashed on the screen




Then I asked myself

I don't do this often

What's that?

It's not that I don't post links. I just don't gratuitously send readers to other blog straightaway

Except for now

Go here and see Carolina to find out why

or

Where was this advice thirty years ago?

Hypnotist

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed:
"I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. . ."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.


It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
Claude was never invited back to entertain.

Sure Happy It's Thursday

Yeah, I can't quite get enough of that

Here's what it looked like on a good day