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An American tourist asks a Scot:
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the Scot replies:
"If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fuckin’ boat."
I told my mother that everyone hates me. She said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
"One thing about modern technology that's a little frustrating is that when you think of a really **cool** password for one of your accounts -- you can't tell anybody!!!"--GG
Brilliant. Well, not really, but definitely hilarious!
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Yeah, it's Robin Williams who's brilliant.
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