A guy starts talking to two women in a bar. They
turn out to be Siamese twins and they wind up
back at his apartment.
He makes love to one, and then starts to work on
the other. He thinks the first one might get bored
watching, so he asks her what she'd like to do.
She says, "Is that a trombone in the corner? I'd
love to play your trombone."
So she plays it while he makes love to her sister.
A few weeks later, the girls are walking past his
apartment building. One of the girls says, "Let's
stop up and see that guy."
The other girl says, "Gee... do you think he'll
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