A man walks into the Election office and says to the receptionist:
"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections
to be an Independent candidate."
The receptionist replied: "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form."
He was filling the form until he came to the question - "Are you
So he asked the receptionist, "Is this question necessary?"
She replied: "Sir, I'm sorry, but, if you are circumcised, you
aren't eligible to run for election".
He asked, "What possible difference would it make if I were
She replied...."It's quite simple, sir...
To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick."