.A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy
and a girl.
The head nurse brought them out for their father to
see. He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl
baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and
the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket.
He took one step forward just so he could touch the
babies and believe they had finally arrived. As he
started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards
and said, "You can't touch those babies. You aren't
With out missing a beat, he retorted, "You're telling
*me* I'm not sterile!?"