I hate it when that happens

Sure wish I could pull that crap when I don't wanna work

No ...I been here all along

I can't leave this alone
I have been quiet for awhile
It does me no good to get excited riled
But this just absolutely torques my sphincter

...and the quote:

"I just walked over to Chipotle's for lunch. I caused a lot of havoc as you might expect," the president said. "It had been awhile since I had the burrito bowl, and it was good."

Does this man have a clue what every move he makes outside of the security of the White House or Camp David ...oh, wait, he and his family are too good for Camp David ...does to disrupt the routine activities of the people who have to function in the places he spontaneously visits?

Apparently he does

I've been in a city where the President has made a sojourn on the ground
Everything within a quarter mile ...sometimes often further comes to a complete halt until whatever it is that's planned is no longer a viable plan
Try explaining to a little kid that he can' go to the zoo because the President was there, that he has to stay in his car seat, in the car until the nice policeman says you can move

If that man didn't want to be cooped up (for his own protection, mind you), he should have found a different job

Now I remember what I loved about working retail

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Prague

mY ONLY WISH IS THAT
WAS THE pOTOMAC rIVER

It's totally nuts just about all over

If I still used colorful language, I'd say something like, "F_ _ _, f_ _ _, f_ _ _!"
I won't go into a lot of detail
But add this onto all the other crap going on

...officials at Weber Middle School in Port Washington are worried that students are getting hurt during recess. Thus, they have instituted a ban on footballs, baseballs, lacrosse balls, or anything that might hurt someone on school grounds.

Or as it was succinctly put:

School Bans Fun

 F_ _ _, f_ _ _, f_ _ _!

It's all politics, folks, and politics has been corrupted beyond the pale

sorely tempted to actually type the words and just strikethough

Read more here: http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/#storylink=cpy

Wha...!

...and then I saw...

To the best of my knowledge this is not an impersonator

nor is it photoshopped

I would bet, though, there is a reasonable explanation

Turn off the sound

It should be in the Olympics

Road rage

WT...!
I was driving down the expressway
It's kind of like a highway, only there are signals space just far enough apart that you can't maintain anything like a steady speed
I'll take that back
if all of the clowns on the road in front of you are doing 10 mph less than the speed limit, you have to maintain something like a steady speed while you remember every curse word you've ever heard
Anyhow, I was driving along behind this big late model Dodge dually
That's a one-ton pickup to the uninitiated

not the actual vehicle

This clown slowed down for every signal we approached
I mean he slowed way down... from 55 to 15 mph
There was one care between his truck and me
About the third time he slowed I rolled down the window and yelled at the top of my lungs, "IT'S GREEN!!!"
That didn't affect him at all, but I felt much better
So I did it for the next four miles, until he finally came to a full stop at a green light before making a right turn.
I  noticed, as he made his turn, there was a handicap sticker on his license plate

The best beaver shot

"Say what"

So... just this morning I figured out what's wrong with the public's impression of the U.S. Criminal justice system
There was TV tuned to a program called “And Justice For All”
It was obvious to me that the purpose of this show has very little to do with justice and much to do with entertainment
It is one of those courts people go to when they are too stupid to figure out the consequences of their own action and have to have someone else straighten out their mess
When this is what the general public sees as how courts work it creates a false impression of what justice is
On TV it's about revenge

This 'splains a lot

Don't blame me

Skip instigated this

 

Somebody slipped me another award

At least I think it's an award because when it was presented he called me a magnificent %@$+@&*
That is almost as complimentary as being called a demented %@$+@&*
I live for those moments when my real talents are recognized

That's exactly how it was presented here
I gotta say nice things about him because he's a loyal stalker  follower

There are a lot of others who were also honored
I agree with the Sarge
They earned it

Well that was something

I think that's only the second time I have presented an award?
The first time it was a one off
Way off
This time it was a lark
I more than likely won't do it again ...unless I can find an image that draws comments all by itself

Buck v. IT
 Sarge v. IT wasn't much better

Outrage

Yep... that's about what I feel about this
It's about the dumbest thing a so-called intelligent adult can do to a child!
Read this...
then this, maybe even watch the video...
finally this.

The truth of the matter is...
The only real solution is to ban breakfasts at schools because it is the only way to truly keep kids from playing with their food.


then there's this

are you outraged yet?

I wonder if they'll settle the issue before St Patrick's Day

No I don't

I'm worried about Suldog

The last we heard from him was before Nemo struck the Northeast
He was reminiscing, or whatever you want to call it, about The Blizzard Of '78 and digressing, too

Just as I am
This post isn't at all about Suldog, at least not directly
What I mean is he and I were both tagged in another blog
That's something I know he really, really looks forward to
That's something to which I know he really looks forward (that for you Uncle Skip)
The Cranky old man was ensnared by some other bloggers into revealing some information about himself
Then he followed some arcane rule that said he's supposed to do the same to inflict it upon others
It really isn't as bad as I make it sound
Unless, of course, you'd rather be doing something else?
Naturally, I'm sandbagging so I don't actually have to respond to the post

WHERE WERE YOU BORN 

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER SOMEONE?

Not exactly

I picked my name

IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN, HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?

That is privileged information

and I'm not sure how many

HOW MANY PETS DO YOU HAVE?

One feline

WHAT IS YOUR WORST INJURY?

I have had two or three concussions

which explains plenty

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?

Ducking responsibility

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING TO BAKE?

I've had some half-baked ideas

FAVORITE FAST FOOD?

Cheez-its

Triscuits

Salt & Vinegar potato chips

WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

Only if there's no other choice that less risky

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

Whether they pick their nose with their right or left hand

and that's only because it's impolite to watch which hand they wipe their...

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

When I saw I was tagged with this meme

ANY CURRENT WORRIES?

No, both the AC and DC are working fine

NAME 3 DRINKS THAT YOU DRINK REGULARLY:

Coffee, Root Beer, Ginger Ale

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BOOK?

When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

by George Carlin

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A PIRATE?

You mean I'm not a pirate?

FAVORITE SMELLS?

Burning hair...

shizzle! I don't know

WHY DO YOU BLOG?

It's Carolina Brinkman's fault

WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

There will be no funeral

Everyone's gonna party
Then they're goin' to a baseball game

WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?

Lack of candor

FAVORITE HOBBY?

Centipede racing

...really ...a favorite?

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A FRIEND?

Mutual respect

NAME SOMETHING YOU'VE DONE THAT YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D DO:

A blog...

thanks a lot Carolina

FAVORITE FUN THINGS TO DO:

Stir the pot and lick the spoon

ANY PET PEEVES?

Gratuitous profanity

WHAT'S THE LAST THING THAT MADE YOU LAUGH?

Redneck Love Poem

It reminded me of my brother
Don't tell him because he doesn't know we're related

Seriously, Suldog would usually have made some kind of response to a meme like that by now
But he hasn't post to his blog in more than a week
There's been nothing from him on Facebook for five days
Could it be that Sully is the less than 1% of his community that's without power?

Anyhow, this is where we're supposed to victimize tag others
I can think of a few folks I'd like to know more about
But they never did anything to me so I will do what Uncle Skip did
Feel free to take up the challenge, but there's no obligation

What kind of example is this

Watch this video and tell us how many innocent bystanders were shot




He never once reloaded

Think about it

Become a Democrat