.An alcoholic was walking down the beach and came across a lantern, he rubbed some of the sand off of it and out came a genie.
The genie said he would grant the man three wishes.
The mans first wish was for an never-ending bottle of whisky,... the genie grants this wish.
The man takes some time and enjoys his first wish, eventually the genie asks him what his second and third wishes are,
the man replies "I'll take two more of these".