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Okay, okay
We'll do these in order... all of them

One and two have been answered
So what's my most embarrassing moment?
I had to think long and hard because the career has lasted longer than dirt
I've come to the conclusion I have to go all the way back to the fifties
The memory still stands out though it must be a shadow of the original memory
There was some kind of classroom assignment
I think we were supposed to write a sentence using something like a pluperfect past participle in the present tense
Whatever...
I said something to one of my deskmates as an aside
I never could do anything without commenting
It was along the lines of how much I kinda liked a certain person of the female persuasion in our class
Each of us was then supposed to tell the class our sentence
My deskmate used what I had said as his sentence
That ended that assignment for the day
It also embarrassed the crap outta me
The young lady in question moved out of town

Tomorrow's question is almost too easy