This is fun

I suppose, if I wasn't the lazy sort, this could all be done at once
But then it would be a huge ginormous post and you'd have to scroll down to read it
Right?

So, yesterday left off with the first five of eleven random things about me
Today I will make up a few more
Isn't it true that since I am not a real person I can fabricate facts?
So far I haven't

1.  one 
2. two
3. three
4. four
5. five
6. I had a brief military career, cut short by a desire to have a life
   I was good at following orders
   I just didn't like it
7. I don't like to preach or to be preached at
8. I really dislike folks who judge
   Opinions are okay, though
9. Some punctuation is optional - it's my blog
10. I like soft women who smell good
11. Suldog called me a demented bastard
    I will cherish that 

The next part is a little harder

We'll manage