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This 'splains a lot

Slow withdrawal

Since I felt as though I was shortchanged in the state joke department, I decided to at least attempt to continue with some humor... albeit close to being over the line
You will understand when you reach the end of the story

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have
forgiven your enemies?" .............80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one man..................
An avid golfer named Walter Barnes, who attended church only when
the weather was bad.

"Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf.
It's good to see you here today.
Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.
"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," he replied.
The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front & tell
us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not
have an enemy in the world?"

The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front
of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation,
and said simply........
"I outlived all them m*** f***ers."

Wyoming

I heard this one myself Told by a Wyoming native

Why don't you want to get sick or hurt after 6pm in Wyoming?
Because all of the veterinarians are closed.

That also brings to an end the jokes about states, unless I get some that aren't rehashes
It isn't that there aren't any more
There just don't seem to be any more original ones

Idaho

Four guys were driving cross country together-one from Idaho, one from Iowa, one from Florida and the last one from New York.
A bit down the road the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and begins throwing them out the window.
The man from Iowa turns to him and asks "What the hell are you doing?"
The man from Idaho says, "Man, we have SO MANY of these damned things in Idaho, they're laying on the ground - I'm sick of looking at them!!!"
A few miles down the road, the man from Iowa begins pulling husks of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window.
The man from Florida asks "What are you doing that for?"
The man from Iowa replies, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Iowa that I am SICK of looking at them!!"
Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens the car door and pushes the New Yorker out!

Washington

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Puget Sound , a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Sheriff's Deputies. "We are sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the Deputies.

"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted. The Deputies looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first."

The Deputy said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the Sound." "Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.

Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The Deputy continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 10 five pound Dungeness and 6 good-size rock crabs clinging to her."

Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news???"

The Deputy said, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."