The Real Legacy of Edward Norman
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Dear Edward,
Every morning, before I start my day, I wash my face. And I think of you.
Every night, when I wash my face or, let’s be real, when I decide...
7 months ago
Well that will teach you to run around yelling "Release the Kraken!" in a crowded blog. Or something of that nature.
ReplyDeletePillaging? Looting? Well done. Now to truly reek havoc you must study fire breathing, and Tokyo stomping.
That and trying to fashion things from dryer lint also comes in handy.
I think maybe I have been releasing the Krakens for far too long. Worse, they're like toothpaste, once out they can't be put back.
ReplyDeleteCame close to Tokyo stomping... made it as far as Yokohama. Never even considered fire breathing.