MASTERPIECE #845
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Quiringh van Brekelenkam, Dutch
*The Artist's Sister Abo**ut to Learn the Hard Way That Parrot Crap Doesn't
Come Out of Silk*, 1847
Oil on canvas
Yeah, the whole thing!!! That, folks, is Northern California. Notice that there's no San Francisco or Sacramento, or even South Lake Tahoe
About Censorship
I'm not in favor of it. That said, I find the gratuitous use of certain words and phrases unsavory. Their widespread use reminds me of too many habanero chilies in Jamaican jerked chicken. The chicken is overwhelmed. Occasionally one of those words will find its way onto this blog. When it does, I will gut it if I catch it.
WARNING
Just because there is a post today, doesn't mean that it was posted today.
Quotes:
"I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'" ~ Ellen DeGeneres
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." ~ Groucho Marx
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. ~ I Dunno
"BLECH! You can't give me that cottage cheese shit. It's like albino diarrhea." ~ Sleep Talkin' Man
Orphaned. Divorced & Remarried... not necessarily in that order.
Initially, I was intending for this to be a graphic rather than prosaic, but I realize my limitations and fully understand that I have no idea what prosaic really means. I do know that my thought process requires much stimulation and that I am reactive rather than active. Hence my reticence in starting a blog.
Sometimes I may actually post a serious thought. That is absolutely no indication of maturity.
...if there are any, or they haven't been canceled or revoked may be found... in all their glory... at the bottom of the page below the posts. those who choose to present me with an award should be aware that I am selfish and do not share well. To date I have only presented one award. That was to see just what kind of reaction I would get. It wasn't pretty.
brown noser=the worst.
ReplyDeletei figure, once you're a brown noser then you also get to be called a shithead! :)
thanks for the morning laugh!
Oh, sure... encourage me to be lazy
ReplyDeleteHi, I found you searching for an image for a brown noser and now I'm totally in love with your blog! I'm your newest follower.
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Thanks Felina
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