5 years ago
Friday, June 8, 2012
Somebody keeps sending me these
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
Paddy ordered a whisky.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"
Paddy handed his drink back and said
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
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Robin gifted me this
...and this, too!
Robyn gifted me this
Apryl presented this one
Bacon
from Uncle Skip
An award
From A Daft Scots Lass
"...you magnificent ba$tard!"
from Ol' AF Sarge
Put it back where it started!!!
copy this
stick it anywhere
set things right
Another one I got recently:
ReplyDeleteA little Muslim kid was crying and couldn't find his mother in the supermarket.
The store attendant said, "What does your mother look like?"
The kid said, “I have no f*****g idea.”
The joke is MUCH better with the accompanying visual: a woman in a burkha.
HA! to both the original and Buck's follow-up!
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