Friday, June 8, 2012

Somebody keeps sending me these

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
Paddy ordered a whisky.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!"
Paddy handed his drink back and said
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"


  1. Another one I got recently:

    A little Muslim kid was crying and couldn't find his mother in the supermarket.
    The store attendant said, "What does your mother look like?"
    The kid said, “I have no f*****g idea.”

    The joke is MUCH better with the accompanying visual: a woman in a burkha.

  2. HA! to both the original and Buck's follow-up!


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