just for today

Valentine quote:

"I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!"
- Mike Binder

then there's this,



this,



...and, finally, this, which is what you'll have if you don't at least acknowledge today with your significant other

As a public service

For some unknown reason, as of 4:00pm (UTC), there were more pageviews from the Ukraine than from the U.S.
I kinda hate to think this blog is being used as a source for learning English


...and a quote for the day and most other days:

"There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press."
~ Mark Twain

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Twisted minds II

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On the lighter side

New husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Robert, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Robert takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Robert, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Robert kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it... Robert is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25 - year - old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other. But as Robert gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Robert.'
Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was here already?'


The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.

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Sure Happy It's Thursday

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Investment tips for 2012

So I figured if Suldog, Mrs Linklater, and Knickleback Knucklehead can do prognostications or commentary, so can I. I'm just not going to take on an easy subject like the winner of a meaningless game (unless you own a TV network or a pro football team). Here's something we can all get on about:



With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice.
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations later on this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces
and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota
Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new
name: TittyTittyBangBang

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