Saturday, April 30, 2011


Zero, Zilch, Zip, nada, naught, nil,
nix, nothing, squat is what I got for


Thursday, April 28, 2011



Xerxes - a Persian ruler
Xerox - a brand name
Xanadu - Shàngdū somwhere in Inner Mongolia
Xenophobic - what some folks are
XXXX - an Aussie beer

...and not a single random verification word from Blogger?


Tuesday, April 26, 2011


is for

Ya see V is from the dark end of the alphabet so it's hard to get too cheerful

Monday, April 25, 2011

U is for

I used to follow a food blog. It has been so long I can't even remember the name. It doesn't matter.
I stopped following because the blogger and his partner purported to be evaluating various restaurants, but the postings wreaked of oleaginous hypocrisy, smarmy self-importance and buttery praise.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

It's not always entertaining here.

I saw this on Tuesday.
At the bottom of the article it said, "The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of LZ Granderson."

Why is he allowed to hoard a particular opinion instead of allowing the rest of us to share it?

Maybe, just maybe, I will carry this beyond opinion and make it about judgment.

Now there's a video in place where he responds to reader comments.


Saturday, April 23, 2011



Just listen...


Friday, April 22, 2011



is for Suldog.

He's retired from blogging and become a lurker who comments.

Knucklehead hosted a Roast. It worth taking a look at.

There was a time when "S" was for a certain Pac Ten University, known to the locals and some opponents as Snodfart.


Thursday, April 21, 2011


it's shorthand for are.
As in: R U kiddin' me?
I almost forgot to write a post for R!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

What's a Q for?


Really! You had to ask?

Or were you thinking of a different Quagmire?

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

P is for...


Piano ...Boogie-woogie piano!

One of yesterday's subjects played, too.

or, as an alternative, Paranoid.

so maybe P is for music?


Monday, April 18, 2011

O is


Who, but Oscar the Grouch?

Oh, yeah... him.


Sunday, April 17, 2011

'nother break

The folks doing the A to Z thingy get Sundays off. Well you just can't shut down a great mind... even if you want to.

I have just been informed my mind is far from great.
Hence, my response, "Read the title of this blog aloud!"

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry
was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she
wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next
collection of soiled clothes:

She got the clean laundry back, and was still
dissatisfied with the results, so, the following
week she enclosed another note:

The Chinese laundry man became very annoyed,
and when her clean Laundry was delivered, it
contained a note from him:


Saturday, April 16, 2011

N is for



as in those darn math problems where n is the unknown you have to solve for using x and y

Hey if you can't use 1, 2, 3, etc. keep your math problems to yourself


Friday, April 15, 2011

Thursday, April 14, 2011

L is


An eHarmony success story


Wednesday, April 13, 2011

K's for



Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree,
Merry merry king of the bush is he.
Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh, Kookaburra,
Gay your life must be!

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Monday, April 11, 2011

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Time for a break in the action

On their way to get married, a young couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer.... for a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"

Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a clergyman up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?"


Friday, April 8, 2011

Insert 'off topic' post here


I wonder what the Iranians are finding so interesting about this blog?

Yes, I have been checking the stats again. The bluebird of happiness is now outpacing the brown noser, which is actually in third place behind this post. Ironically that third one is a link to a really good post on someone else's blog.

we return you now to the regularly scheduled drivel posts




G is for Googol

1 followed by a hundred zeroes

The title is done that way on purpose

Thursday, April 7, 2011

F is for



Don't bother to look it up. It has only just now been coined. Just think about spreading something really, really stinky around and you'll know what feceration is. Coprophiliacs seek it.


Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Monday, April 4, 2011

I still wasn't paying attention

I guess If I had actually entered the A to Z Blog Challenge, I might have found out that Sundays are freebies. Instead I just posted and found out later that today is the day for the"C" post.

C is for


Sunday, April 3, 2011

C is for

I was gonna go with church...


photo from here

This one's burned down since I was in it.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

B is for


I post almost every day anyway. I may as well attempt to get through the alphabet.

*see yesterday's post

Friday, April 1, 2011

I wasn't paying attention


There's something out there in Blogland call the A to Z Challenge. I'm not officially* participating, but I thought I could start it off with:

A is for Assweasel

I'm just gonna say the first thing that pops into my mind. Good luck to those who are really participating.

*...didn't sign up

I don't know what's going on...

But is must end.

Ever since this post I keep find album cover posts without even trying.

I am afraid it's only the tip of the iceberg.

Robin gifted me this

...and this, too!

Robyn gifted me this

Apryl presented this one


from Uncle Skip

An award

An award
From A Daft Scots Lass

" magnificent ba$tard!"

" magnificent ba$tard!"
from Ol' AF Sarge

Put it back where it started!!!

copy this

copy this
stick it anywhere

set things right