What Kind of Mind Would Paint a Cabbage? - *Note: The events that follow occurred in June 2007, and I wrote about them later that year. This is the first time I’ve publicly shared this story. For...
2 years ago
شركة عزل اسطح بالرياض شركة عزل خزانات بالرياض شركة نقل اثاث بالرياض شركة تنظيف فلل بجدة شركة تنظيف فلل نقل عفش جدة عزل مائي بالرياض عزل بالرياض عزل اسطح بالرياض عملية تدبيس المعدةIronically, that's the post title
"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"
"Maintenance - Clean up at gate 2"
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and
go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what
the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin
asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million
dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished, the devil informs her that the cost
is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
Whenhe is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is
When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil
why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles
and replies, since Obama took over, the country's gone to
hell, so it's a local call."
"I just walked over to Chipotle's for lunch. I caused a lot of havoc as you might expect," the president said. "It had been awhile since I had the burrito bowl, and it was good."Does this man have a clue what every move he makes outside of the security of the White House or Camp David ...oh, wait, he and his family are too good for Camp David ...does to disrupt the routine activities of the people who have to function in the places he spontaneously visits?
Soooo...an old BMC* I served with told me "If your brain worked faster than your mouth, skunk stool, you'd been a (freaking) Masterchief."
*Boatwains (bosun's) Mate Chief
I said "If I was half as ugly as you I'D be the poster boy for a prophylactic."
I made an effort to repost it
It was driving me more nuts
It's about control don'tcha know
"One thing about modern technology that's a little frustrating is that when you think of a really **cool** password for one of your accounts -- you can't tell anybody!!!"--GG