This is what I posted on January 29 last year

I'll wait here while you look for it

This is for Suldog

Because I give a rat's ass


full story (first line of the fourth paragraph)


This is for Uncle Skip

Vegetarians

This reminds me that summer is almost over

In honor of the occasion*

*May Day

I was gonna title it Who're You

That post I wrote the other day
This one
The one I wrote because the Cranky old Man tagged me

Then I looked at it in black and white...
...without an apostrophe

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I don't know what's going on
But there are lots of old posts getting views... even comments
What gets hits and what doesn't
I sure don't have an answer
But, it sure is nice to be appreciated... even six months later

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If I'd discover this soon enough, I'd have put it up yesterday

What's this world come to?

I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself...

'I’m going to take that.'

Eh?

...then there's this

I was over at Shoebox and an item piqued my curiosity -

"It turns out non-alcoholic red wine has the most health benefits, but the least of any other benefits."

Why don't they just call it grape juice?

Synopsis

I've tried to avoid politics on this web site, but others seem to, so I will also. I watched a bit of Obama's speech last nite. Let me boil it down for you.

"Trust me, this time I really mean it."

a classmate from high school, who didn't drop out of college, posted this

Inspired by a post at EIP.

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A blonde teenage girl, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How much will you charge me?' Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?' The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?' He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?' The wife replied, 'You're right... I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes.' Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. 'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked. 'Yes,' the blonde replied, 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.' Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.

'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'

Saw this...

...had to post it

World travelers with smartphones...

I found this in my inbox this morning. I am grateful the individual who sent it is unaware of my blog...




...he does something like this every year

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Darn!

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We missed it...

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Passing thought IV

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At a wedding party recently someone yelled, "All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."



The bartender was crushed to death.

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Passing thought III

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Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going
fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?

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Passing thought II

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My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my
girlfriend yet.

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Passing thought

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I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice! At least I presume
she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

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