The Real Legacy of Edward Norman
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Dear Edward,
Every morning, before I start my day, I wash my face. And I think of you.
Every night, when I wash my face or, let’s be real, when I decide...
7 months ago
Excellent. Had there been coffee in my mouth when I got to #5, it would have been sprayed. Thankfully I had just swallowed so I merely laughed inappropriately loudly at work.
ReplyDeleteI can vouch for Number Four. There's at least ONE miserable excuse for a man who still draws breath only because I decided I couldn't do the time (I'd have killed the SOB in a non-death penalty state).
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