What Kind of Mind Would Paint a Cabbage? - *Note: The events that follow occurred in June 2007, and I wrote about them later that year. This is the first time I’ve publicly shared this story. For...
2 years ago
I told my mother that everyone hates me. She said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
"Arguing on the Internet is like?~ I dunno
Competing in the Special Olympics"
"It turns out non-alcoholic red wine has the most health benefits, but the least of any other benefits."
"Trust me, this time I really mean it."
"One thing about modern technology that's a little frustrating is that when you think of a really **cool** password for one of your accounts -- you can't tell anybody!!!"--GG