What Kind of Mind Would Paint a Cabbage? - *Note: The events that follow occurred in June 2007, and I wrote about them later that year. This is the first time I’ve publicly shared this story. For...
3 years ago
"Where Do Redheaded Babies Come From?"
After their baby was born, the panicked father
went to see the Obstetrician... 'Doctor,' the
man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a
little upset because my daughter has red hair.
She can't possibly be mine!!'
'Nonsense,' the doctor said.
'Even though you and your wife both have
black hair, one of your ancestors may have
contributed red hair to the gene pool.'
'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't
be, our families on both sides had jet-black
hair for generations.'
'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex?'
The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been
working very hard for the past year.. We only
made love once or twice every few months.'
'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said
An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable.Worse, there's more from where that originally came
His wife says "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy" he replies.
"One thing about modern technology that's a little frustrating is that when you think of a really **cool** password for one of your accounts -- you can't tell anybody!!!"--GG