Maybe an oversimplification

This is what I posted on January 29 last year

I'll wait here while you look for it

But wait, there's more!

'nuff said

Two things

This

and

WTF translator

And this...
...for learning what gov't acronyms mean
Today it's TSA

here for explanation

Can this ever be fixed?

Women say one thing, men hear another...

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go to the store and buy a
carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!

Men will get it the first time.

My work here is done.

This is so out of character

So let's carry it a step further




I may have to rethink some of what's over in the sidebar?

I haven't switched sides
And I'm not even thinking about it

Rigorous Honesty

In that I am telling you up front that the following are both stolen from another site.

I wonder what Uncle Skip will have to say about these?

I wanna start something

That's only one thing that's wrong

Outrage

Yep... that's about what I feel about this
It's about the dumbest thing a so-called intelligent adult can do to a child!
Read this...
then this, maybe even watch the video...
finally this.

The truth of the matter is...
The only real solution is to ban breakfasts at schools because it is the only way to truly keep kids from playing with their food.


then there's this

are you outraged yet?

Close encounters of the turkey kind

The Old AF Sarge wrote a post about turkey encounters the other day
Just by coincidence I am able to provide some information about turkey encounters here in the Golden State
Even better... it's video.

This one's relatively tame


This one's a tad scarier


The really scary thing about the videos is those are urban areas where the birds can't be hunted
At least out here in the boon tules (pronounced toolies) turkeys remain in hiding because they are fair game
Lord help the city folk if the coyotes and mountain lions find out about the city birds

Stop messin' with me

Dang!
Blogger's been screwin' with my posts
I'm not even sure this one'll show when I tap the Publish button


That said, here's today's offerings

This may be NSFW


Things that run through my mind are NSFW

We're stickin' our necks out here

For the more adventurous click on the image for the rest of the story
I'm sure I woulda said it

Someone called this the "Cartoon of the Year"

“Did you hear Butterball had to recall 2 million turkeys this year
Seems they forgot to butter the balls."

Why Male Elk Have Antlers

The countdown continues

Buck posted a look at his iGurgle page on Saturday
So it became incumbent upon me to regurgitate my page



His post is a reminder, to those of us who use it as a home page, that it will disappear in another eleven and a half months
You can see I haven't got a lot invested in my page
I will miss it anyway
Particularly Calvin and Hobbs

Eh?

Synopsis

I've tried to avoid politics on this web site, but others seem to, so I will also. I watched a bit of Obama's speech last nite. Let me boil it down for you.

"Trust me, this time I really mean it."

a classmate from high school, who didn't drop out of college, posted this