Remind me again, Joe... what week is this?

Thanks to Uncle Skip for the inspiration

Waxing...

Check one:

(   ) Philosophical
(   ) Poetically
(   ) None of the above
(   ) All of the above

I put them in that order on purpose

...and, no, I am not dwelling on what could have or should have been

Maybe later, on a different day.

Close encounters of the turkey kind

The Old AF Sarge wrote a post about turkey encounters the other day
Just by coincidence I am able to provide some information about turkey encounters here in the Golden State
Even better... it's video.

This one's relatively tame


This one's a tad scarier


The really scary thing about the videos is those are urban areas where the birds can't be hunted
At least out here in the boon tules (pronounced toolies) turkeys remain in hiding because they are fair game
Lord help the city folk if the coyotes and mountain lions find out about the city birds

Think about it

Become a Democrat

Did ya watch the inauguration?

Didn't we just do that...


...like four years ago?

“Did you hear Butterball had to recall 2 million turkeys this year
Seems they forgot to butter the balls."

Public Cell Phone Solution

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson.
As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart it's Eric, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting - no, honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc.
Fifteen minutes later at St. Anne de Bellevue he was still talking loudly , when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice:
"Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!"

My guess would be that Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

None of this is original

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Kinda has a nice beat.

Saw it, had to post it

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This V-word has to mean something

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It only happens once a year

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Happy Paczki Day

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Who Do You Root For?

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It's not my question. Suldog posted it. I had a much bigger image, but decided not to rub salt. The Giants were not my first choice when I was younger. Until 1957 the Brooklyn Dodgers were my favorite major league team. Then they did the unpardonable and moved to L.A. The Giants moved almost into my back yard so it wasn't too difficult to become a fan and list to Russ Hodges and Lon Simmons broadcast the games on KSFO all summer long.
That's all changed now. My back yard has moved 200 miles. Now Jon Miller and any one of a number of others broadcast the games on KNBR. There's no local station carrying the games. Listening is as good as it ever was... when I can pick up the signal.
There are other sports and other teams who get me excited at times. But I'm fairly certain baseball, and particularly the Giants are in the forefront.

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Merry Christmas

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SOGDI

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No that's not a random verification word. It's shorthand for Some Other Guy Did It, which is a variation of some other dude did it, which is the first thing cops hear from a perp.

Now, what was I saying here?

Oh yeah. There are a few posts around and about that have to do with the current holiday(s). A couple of them are just links to other posts [I won't name the lazy lumps individuals who took that shortcut.
I went out and found some Christmas stuff of my own. Well, actually I copied it from other places that had in turn stolen them.

If anyone finds these offensive... I'm sorry.

Now take some time, sit back, play these in order from top to bottom, and enjoy.








Merry Christmas
I'll see ya'll sometime next week

Dona Nobis Pacem

Found the idea here and the explanation here.

It beats having to come up with something original