Thursday, January 31, 2013

So my good buddy called me...



He says.
"Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail.
"I got locked up for punching the crap out of this idiot at a party.
"In my defense…when you hear an Arab counting down from 10, your instincts kick in."

I'm tryin' way too hard to come up with stuff
Gotta take another break



Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Monday, January 28, 2013

Hip-hop bagpiping




It may be a traffic builder?


Friday, January 25, 2013

What kind of example is this



Watch this video and tell us how many innocent bystanders were shot




He never once reloaded

Tuesday, January 22, 2013


 

So there's been a bump in traffic here
I'll take pageviews any way I get them.
See the post from January 12, 2012 HERE
I don't claim originality

Thanks Matt!



Wednesday, January 16, 2013

ALABAMA STRIPPED OF BCS TITLE!!!



In a move that has stunned the sports world, President Obama issued a late night decree and mandated a "Touchdown Tax" against the University of Alabama football team and redistributed 2 touchdowns to Notre Dame.

The 14 point tax, which Obama declared "equal and fair", retroactively made the score a 28-28 tie, effectively allowing Notre Dame to maintain their #1 ranking and therefore assume the BCS National Championship title.

Obama phoned Alabama head coach Nick Saban and stated, "Those touchdowns ... you didn't score those."

Then, in an impromptu press conference, Obama further stated:
"WE CAN NOT ALLOW HARD WORK, TALENT AND DEDICATION TO BE REWARDED!!!
This goes against the all the American principals of equality that this administration is striving so hard to achieve."

He further stated that Alabama's excessive scoring was an example of "greed and excessiveness", before vehemently denying that this move was due to his disdain for the SEC, or Notre Dame's proximity to his home town of Chicago.

House shrew Nancy Pelosi applauded the move as did Dirty Harry Reid. The ESPN broadcast team stated their displeasure with the decision. "Does this mean we have to show pictures of ugly women, too?" said Brent Musberger.


Tuesday, January 15, 2013

There's a connection










It's a good thing, too
Because I can't decide between the two

Monday, January 14, 2013

True story


Lost Churches Of The East Coast.

When hurricane Sandy struck the East Coast, even houses of worship were not spared. A local television station interviewed a woman from New Jersey and asked how the loss of churches in the area would affect their lives. 

 Without hesitation, the woman replied, "I don't know 'bout all those other people, but we ain't gone to Churches in years." 
"We gets our chicken from Popeye's."

The look on the interviewer's face was priceless. 

They live among us, AND THEY VOTE. Now, do you understand how we got our president? 


Saturday, January 12, 2013

Lawm mower accident






The writer takes his shoes off to count
Hence, the title for this post

Thursday, January 10, 2013

A thought




Current TV used to be Al Gore...
...now it's Al Jazeera


Wednesday, January 9, 2013

I cruise the WEB



Don't mess with nature and learn about apostrophes


Monday, January 7, 2013

There only one thing wrong with this



In the coming New Year, 2013, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day

This is an ironic juxtaposition of events

One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication


The other involves a groundhog


Friday, January 4, 2013

Year round exercise





There's another blogger who may... or may not... appreciate this comic

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

A modest proposal


The following may not solve all of the problems in the world

...and a little less drastic



Robin gifted me this

...and this, too!

Robyn gifted me this

Apryl presented this one

Bacon

Bacon
from Uncle Skip

An award

An award
From A Daft Scots Lass

"...you magnificent ba$tard!"

"...you magnificent ba$tard!"
from Ol' AF Sarge

Put it back where it started!!!

copy this

copy this
stick it anywhere

set things right