"Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail.I'm tryin' way too hard to come up with stuff
"I got locked up for punching the crap out of this idiot at a party.
"In my defense…when you hear an Arab counting down from 10, your instincts kick in."
Gotta take another break
Heh. That was pretty good... better than what **I've** done lately.ReplyDelete