Soooo...an old BMC* I served with told me "If your brain worked faster than your mouth, skunk stool, you'd been a (freaking) Masterchief."
*Boatwains (bosun's) Mate Chief
I said "If I was half as ugly as you I'D be the poster boy for a prophylactic."
And you survived how?
ReplyDeleteI'll second that.
DeleteYou got him there. I have an ancestor called Boson Bananas - he served in the Royal Navy.
ReplyDeleteOh, IT, you really made me laugh. Thank you!
ReplyDeletePS Went to the chocofest this year. It was fun, nice, and I probably don't need to do it again. Be well!