George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and
go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what
the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin
asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million
dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished, the devil informs her that the cost
is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
Whenhe is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is
When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil
why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles
and replies, since Obama took over, the country's gone to
hell, so it's a local call."
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