Friday, February 7, 2014

Expert help

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize
 'Please allow me to help
I'm a Physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me", she told him

'Oh, no, I'll be all right
I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his trouser fly and put her hands inside
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel now' she asked?

"Feels absolutely great," he replied; "but I still think my thumb's broken!"


Go ahead.
I dare ya!

who you callin' a goat head?

Robin gifted me this

...and this, too!

Robyn gifted me this

Apryl presented this one


from Uncle Skip

An award

An award
From A Daft Scots Lass

" magnificent ba$tard!"

" magnificent ba$tard!"
from Ol' AF Sarge

Put it back where it started!!!

copy this

copy this
stick it anywhere

set things right